My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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