kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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