I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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