Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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