i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just want to make out with him forever
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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