I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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