have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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