What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
