dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you traded sex for a burrito?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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