Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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