Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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