Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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