I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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