therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize
