He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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