Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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