They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize