i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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