shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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