Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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