idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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