idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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