Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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