# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
barbara walters just said penis...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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