Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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