Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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