he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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