Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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