Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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