After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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