Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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