Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Randomize
