i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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