I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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