Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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