Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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