they need to just BURY HIM!
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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