doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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