I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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