i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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