Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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