Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
the raccoons are back...
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