I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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