We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
