I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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