we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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