so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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