Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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