Sry I called you an 8
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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