Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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