"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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