real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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