was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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