All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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