So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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