ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
