remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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