I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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